Bad Pickup Lines
I hope you know CPR,
because you just took my breath away
Hi, the voices in my head told me
to come over and talk to you.
That shirt’s very becoming on you.
Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.
I can tell your future,
it is you giving me your number.
I lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?
If I said you were an angel,
would you treat me like the devil tonight?
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard
when you're this good-looking.
Are you a math major?
Cause you look good from all angles!
I am conducting a field test
of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Do you have a Bandaid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you wearing space pants?
Because your ass is out of this world?
Share this page on your favorite social network!
Otherwise, get the
code to link to Love Story Quotes! |
Find
us on Facebook!