Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, but I’m new in town,
can I have directions to your place?
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Are you religious? [Why?]
Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Am I dead, Angel?
Cause this must be heaven!
Ask a woman for the time.
"10:30? So today is January 10,1999,
at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted
to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Do you have a Bandaid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
As she's leaving....
Hey aren't you forgetting something?
She: What?
Me!
Apart from being sexy,
what do you do for a living?
There are 206 bones in the human body...
do you want another one?
Did they just take you out of the oven?
[No, why?] Because you're hot!
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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