Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Girls
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Do you know karate?
Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy?
I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
If I received a nickel for everytime
I saw someone as beautiful as you,
I'd have five cents.
Can I borrow a quarter?
["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her
I just met the girl of my dreams.
You're like a prize winning fish.
I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
As you walk by, turn around and say:
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
No. Damn!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar"
on it and say,
"You dropped your nametag!".
I hope you know CPR,
cos you take my breath away!
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just cant hold it in!
You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
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