Corny Pick Up Lines
Do you have a Bandaid?
Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes,
I can't take them off you.
If I get hooked on you,
will you hook up with me?
Can I check your clothes tag?
Why? Because you must have been made in heaven!
Are you a bad load of laundry?
You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's,
you would be McGorgeous.
You’re so beautiful;
your birthday should be a national holiday.
Is you dad in jail?
Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Are you a parking ticket?
You got fine written all over you.
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