Funny Dating Quotes
A guy can just as easily dump you
if you fuck him on the first date
as he can if you wait until the tenth.
Lots of women just go out with me
to further their careers
- damn anthropologists.
I have no luck with women.
I once went on a date and asked the woman
if she'd brought any protection.
She pulled a switchblade on me.
I only date stewardesses.
Or maybe it just seems that way.
Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.'
Chances are she believes it.
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid.
Girls got pinned, not nailed.
I'm dating a homeless woman.
It was easier talking her into staying over.
My grandmother's 90.
She's dating.
He's about 93.
It's going great.
They never argue.
They can't hear each other.
It takes half the amount of time
you dated someone to get over them.
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