Dirty Pick Up Lines
Is there a mirror in your pants
cause i see myself in them.
If you and I were squirrels
could I bust a nut in your hole
Will you play army men with me..
so I can blow the hell out of you !
How do you like your eggs:
poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Nice dress.
But they look better on the floor next to my bed.
The word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's go back to my room and do some math:
Add a bed, subtract our clothes,
divide your legs, and multiply.
How about you sit on my lap
and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Is that a keg in your pants?
'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Your daddy must have been a baker,
'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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