Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls
Let's play war,
I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving,
and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?
Wow! Are those real?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Do you want to see something swell?
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story?
A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...
only 200 women went down on the Titanic…
Im like domino's pizza,
if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
I'm not too good at algebra,
but doesn't U+I = 69?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea,
but you're the only one I'd like to catch
and mount back at my place.
Wanna play TV? You'll play with my knobs
while you watch your antenna rise.
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