Funny Love Quotes And Sayings
Marriage is a romance in which
the heroine dies in the first chapter.
Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.
A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.
Love is a fire.
But whether it is going to warm your heart
or burn down your house,
you can never tell.
No matter how love-sick a woman is,
she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
What the world really needs
is more love and less paper work.
Love is a mutual self-giving
which ends in self-recovery.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
The trouble with some women is
that they get all excited about nothing
- and then marry him.
A man is already halfway in love
with any woman who listens to him.
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic,
and probably an injured one.
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