Cute Funny Love Quotes
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about,
her imagination was never this good.
Every girlfriend I've had wants me to
change something.
Change your job,
change your friends,
change your attitude...
The only thing I change is girlfriends.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
You can't put a price tag on love,
but you can on all its accessories.
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
Love is like a game called gambling love
Happiness is the china shop;
love is the bull.
The last time I was inside a woman
was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us
to achieve continuation of the species.
Yeah, I love pillow talk.
I always talk to my pillows about
how I want to smother my boyfriend with them.
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