Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time]
No, the time to write down my number?
You know what would look great on you? Me.
I'm feeling a little off today.
Would you like to turn me on?
Do you have a boyfriend?
No. Want one?
When I saw you from across the room,
I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...
so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get!
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes)
Do you mess around? (No)
Would you hold still while I do?
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?
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