Love You Man Quotes
Barry: Doesn't she suck his...
Denise: Watch your mouth!
Sydney Fife: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth
is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try
it.
Peter Klaven: Blaaah!
Sydney Fife: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Open House Couple: I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...
I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney Fife Knowing he farted: Totally, and it smells like fart.
Denise: Oh my God, Hailey,
why must everything always be about you?
Hailey: Because I'm single.
Doug: Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular.
I'm sorry for calling you a whore.
Best of luck with Sydney,
if you're not still together...
you can Facebook me.
Tevin Downey watching a video of a grandma on a sybian machine:
She's got a bush like a porcupine!
Peter Klaven: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Peter Klaven: So what do i do? How do i make friends?
Robbie Klaven: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation
and ask him on a man date.
Peter Klaven: Ok.
Robbie Klaven: You know what i mean?
Peter Klaven: No.
Robbie Klaven: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not
taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter Klaven: Ohhhh god i love that movie. No I wont.
Sydney Fife:
Peter, I am a man.
I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins.
Sydney Fife: This is the man cave,
there's no women allowed in here.
I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured
sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming
when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old
Serbian.
Peter Klaven: Oh come on!
Sydney Fife referring to the condoms at his jerk-off station:
I always get this reaction,
but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer.
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