Funny Marriage Quotes
There is nothing nobler or more admirable
than when two people who see eye to eye
keep house as man and wife,
confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Marriage is one of the few institutions
that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
My husband and I have never considered divorce...
murder sometimes, but never divorce.
What you are as a single person,
you will be as a married person,
only to a greater degree.
Any negative character trait will be
intensified in a marriage relationship,
because you will feel free to let your guard down
- that person has committed himself to you
and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion,
it is also remembering to take out the trash.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration
of many men for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
Marriage is our last,
best chance to grow up.
All weddings are similar,
but every marriage is different.
Marriage has many pains,
but celibacy has no pleasures.
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