Funny Valentines Day Quotes
My Sentimental Valentine,
It's so cute how you get
attached to your belongings.
But shouldn't you give your old clothes
to someone who could actually fit into them.
I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine
You are an angel and I
but a mere mortal.
We are worlds apart.
I must love you from a distance.
Love me, and tell me so sometimes.
To My Companion on Life's Highway,
Of course I think you're a good driver.
And with a little coaching,
you could be a GREAT driver.
Today I want to tell you that
You are the one I waited for my life,
will You be valentine.
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