Wedding Words
Marriage is a wonderful institution...
but who wants to live in an institution?
Always get married early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day.
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
A Permission Marketer goes on a date.
If it goes well, the two of them go on another date.
And then another. Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really communicate
with each other about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing is just like dating.
It turns stranger into friends and friends into lifetime customers.
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.
For years [my wedding ring]
has done its job.
It has led me
not into temptation.
It has reminded my husband
numerous times at parties
that it's time to go home.
It has been a source of relief
to a dinner companion.
It has been a status symbol
in the maternity ward.
The surest way to be alone is to get married
Life is a bitch,
and then you marry one
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