Worst Pick Up Lines
I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.
Your name must be Daisy,
because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Excuse me. Do you want to shag or should I apologize?
I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number
or you can forget about going out with me forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I like spaghetti, let’s go screw
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny,
it keeps going and going.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen,
I'll be your Burger King,
you treat me right,
and I'll do it your way right away
Hi. I'm name.
Want to know what the other one is called
Wanna hump like bunnies?
I enjoy doing maintenance,
you look like someone
I would like to “tinker” around with
You have nice child-bearing hips
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