Worst Pickup Lines
Wanna play house?
You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon
Last night, I practiced on your sister.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
You look like you would be really bad in bed.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
If you were a car,
I'd wax you and ride you all over town
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
Hey, let's go make some babies.
Do you work at Subway?
Because you’re giving me a foot-long.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Secret Service, ma'am.
I need to do a full body cavity search.
National security, you know.
My recipe for love is one cup of you,
one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot
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